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undeadseanbean:

"what does elementary have that sherlock doesn’t?"

(via cyborgpotato)

charybterix:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

Kitties are kitties, no matter what size they are.

(Source: dope-pope, via the-poetry-alchemist)

Hi Froggie! Do you believe in the friendzone?
~ Anonymous

thefrogman:

I believe in something I call “unrequited like.” It’s a less profound version of unrequited love. I think this happens to all genders and it can certainly be disappointing. 

I’ve been on the planet a bit longer than a lot of my followers and maybe I can pass along a few things I’ve learned.

First, if someone has no interest in you. Move on. It will be hard. It might even suck for a while. But trying to win the affection of someone who doesn’t feel that way about you is a big waste of time. You are just going to cause yourself more pain. 

Second, being someone’s friend is not a consolation prize. Friendship is one of the most precious things on earth and should not be discounted into this absurd notion of the “friendzone.”

If you believe in the friendzone you aren’t the “nice guy” you think you are. Women are not objects to be won, and if they reject you, you should respect that. You cannot blame someone for not having feelings for you. It’s like telling someone who doesn’t like brussels sprouts to just start liking them. You cannot magically change their taste buds by saying the right words. 

And lastly, if they offer you friendship, do not accept it if you are just going to be resentful. Either truly be their friend and perform your friend duties with all your heart, or move along. 

In my opinion, if you think you got friendzone’d, you are no friend.

geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via doshegotthebooty)

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

(via the-poetry-alchemist)

coolbloqqer:

do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care

(via doshegotthebooty)

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

fuckyeahcracker:

This is racist tumblr user w/ 500,000 followers or whatever, “pizza“‘s “niggastories" tag. She deleted it but the pages were already saved in archives (hi, this is the internet). Half of the evidence is here. White people can use their privilege and energy to explain why this is racist and not just "immature" or "rude" or "embarrassing for her", but instead racist, and harmful, and hurtful and degrading and anxiety inducing to the people it hurts. This, instead of redirecting the focus onto HER and how bad it makes her look or "feel", keeps the focus on the fact that it’s really hurtful to Black people and not on how she feels when she’s being weird and racist.

And I know she apologized but “this was immature, this was rude" is not the apology you give for being racist.. It’s not that hard to say "this was racist" when it clearly was. You don’t apologize for running over someone’s foot by saying "I’m sorry I was immature, this is embarrassing for me".  You apologize for how you hurt them and recognize that you hurt them in the way that you hurt them "Sorry I ran over your foot, it was wrong of me and it hurt you and I’m sorry”.

The internet never forgets, honey. And you done fucked up big time, and ruined a perfectly good URL with your racist ass while you were at it.

-Holly

(Source: fyeahcracker, via the-poetry-alchemist)

twinksandboobs:

superspecialart:

Happy birthday Siggy~

Wanted to draw David and Seirath with my succubus and incubus~  Turned into a lot of David.

HHH’S SO LOUDLY YOU CAN HEAR BECAUSE AAAAAAAAA